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Togo seizes tusks of 500 dead elephants hidden in cargo bound for Vietnam
Mon Feb 3, 2014
Seized tusks from 500 DEAD elephants. Would have been better to have seized 500 tusks from live elephants.
Sour, smelly and slimy: Aztec brew takes Mexico's hipsters by storm
Sun Feb 2, 2014
I´ve tried it and it should be called PUKE KAY. It is terrible.
Pocket porn: X-rated watches worth big bucks
Tue Jan 28, 2014
It would be cheaper to buy an Android cell phone wrist watch, you could watch real porn.
Bye bye, Brazilian: Backlash to the bare bikini line has begun
Mon Jan 27, 2014
How I get rid of unwanted pubic hair is by spitting them out.
Penn State student arrested for constructing 'weapons of mass destruction'
Sun Jan 26, 2014
Deport his ass back to Russia, in time for the Olympics fireworks.
Rebel without a pause: Bieber's image in 'slow decline'
Thu Jan 23, 2014
Revoke his pending immigration and send the PUNK back to Canada.
Why sloths leave the trees to poop
Wed Jan 22, 2014
More than I needed to know.
Uncle Sam to help feed poor after food-stamp program cuts
Mon Jan 6, 2014
I would love to have some of those wild blueberries, I can´t afford them.
'Only getting colder': Blast of frigid air set to smash records
Sun Jan 5, 2014
It´s 86 here, sitting on a lawn chair, under an umbrella, on the beach, gotta love retirement in Panama. That cold weather is why I moved far south.
For freshly minted mayors, first task in office is dealing with fresh snow
Thu Jan 2, 2014
So now they MINT Mayors?, interesting.
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